can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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