I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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