he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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