yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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