But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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