hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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