Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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