I have demons in me.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
please come you make the beer taste better
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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