Hey man sorry I got all grabby
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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