Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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