maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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