Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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