Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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