Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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