I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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