You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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