My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
