he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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