Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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