in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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