Its about making memories worth repressing
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
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Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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