belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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