No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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