i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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