so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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