Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I looked at my own cervix.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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