I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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