There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
handjob tips. give me some.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I am available for nakedness
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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