I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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