did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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