Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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