i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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