smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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