fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
