He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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