I feel like abortions should bother me more
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you didnt know i had herpes?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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