I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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