I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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