you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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