The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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