I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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