You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
BRING THE BAGELS
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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