When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Randomize
