Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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