mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
