also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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