Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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