OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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