Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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