Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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