everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
not ubering you a puppy
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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