Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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